Dear Steam Summer Sale, a hate haiku collection.

"ddavidn" (ddavidn) 06/22/2014 at 15:10 • Filed to: poetry, damnyousteamsummersaleyoubastard, finer things, literature, firstworldproblems

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I need all the games,
You put them on sale for me,
Wallet now empty

Dear Steam summer sale,
Must you offer me choices?
I have few dollars

Help me Opponauts,
For I have a decision,
Buy Corsa or wait?

(May not actually be haikus, as I am very unfamiliar with poetry.)

Brian Silvestro > ddavidn 06/22/2014 at 15:14

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These pictures that keep popping up are just perfect.

ddavidn > Brian Silvestro 06/22/2014 at 15:16

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I wish I had time to make some of my own.

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > ddavidn 06/22/2014 at 15:16

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Buy Corsa. It was on sale earlier this week.

Brian Silvestro > ddavidn 06/22/2014 at 15:18

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All you need to do is find Jesus pictures.

ddavidn > Brian Silvestro 06/22/2014 at 15:53

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All my Jesus pictures are hanging on my wall.

ddavidn > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 06/22/2014 at 15:55

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I know, but my bank account had $0.68 in it when it was on sale. Now I have just enough to get that, or I could get Skyrim (with all the DLC) and wait to see if Corsa drops again.

Brian Silvestro > ddavidn 06/22/2014 at 15:57

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Time to print out some wallet and steam logo pictures and get the glue...